Some of the Lighter things in Life ;)

Hm.... Have been remiss in having entirely too serious of posts here? I think I have. I'm not always this serious ;). Hm... some non-serious stuff....

The army wants me. The recuiters at school promised little to no yelling in boot camp. And it's only 9 weeks afterall... then off to vet school. It's the no yelling that gets me. %)... like that'd ever happen in bootcamp %)..lol..oh! What was even better! Poor Grace, I ended up giving them my address (as in having to literally write it down) and my friend Grace watched me do it. And as I walked over to our cafeteria table the dear soul freaked, yelling at the recruiters "she's my Chemistry tutor! You can't have her! (You didn't sign your life away did you, Megan?!) I'll come to the trenches with my chemistry book!!" etc... I'm not sure if the recuiter was offended or not but definately startled. An adorable, but very fiesty, 16 year old startled a very buff far taller army seargent. Quite amusing....

I'm working in language lab right now... 3 minutes left. The snow days have made me antsy. I got so dreafully bored yesterday.

And now it's March 10th (it was the 3rd when I started this post :$). :) Well, some more funnies since I last posted. I have this coffee mug that plugs into the cigarette lighter in my truck and keeps my coffee hot. I told my co-worker, Chad, about it and he's claimed I'm brewing my coffee on the way to work, or I might as well be. ;).. Well today was one of the first days I've brought the acclaimed mug in and Chad picked it up and was kinda examining the plug in bulb on it. We each ended up our separate ways the next hour tutoring people, but when we found ourselves sitting on the desks again, he began telling me what he had told a lady he was tutoring about me. She must have seen him examining the mug and asked what the knob thing on it was. He told her it was my mug and that's where I plug in my IV drip tube. I fill my mug with coffee every morning, hang my mug by the visor (it has a very large funky handle), and run the IV tube from the knob to a catheter in my neck. That's why I always wear turtle necks. %) :):D...lol... and what's truely funny is the dear boy is at least in his late 20's and definately married. They never grow up do they?

There was a funny episode with the dark headed Graham earlier in the week too. It had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe, and Graham laughing and staring at me incredulously. He kept telling me to "just breathe, Megan, breathe"... laughing at me.. then growing concerned again that I still was laughing and still couldn't breathe and by some (what seemed to him to be) strange perversity appeared to be enjoying myself immensly. (I believe he found it disturbing that someone could be not breathing and incredibly mirthful in the same moment. *shrug* I know I was havin' a blast ;). ) There's no way I could re-create what happened but, with Graham having just gotten off the telephone w/his mom and a little piece of conversation of some other people just finishing:
Graham: "She said 'hell'."
Me: "Who? Your mom?"(Confused look (he's a homeschool kid who's mom wouldn't be caught saying such things ;)).)
"What! You're saying my mother should go to hell?!"
"NO! Who said 'hell'?"
"YOU said 'hell'."
"Well, yes but no you said someone said 'hell', who?"
"What does this have to do with my mother going to 'hell'?"
"Nothing! I mean, I don't think she's going to hell. I never said she was... I just wanna know who said 'hell'?"
"YOU! You just said it!"
"NO! I didn't! I want to know who said 'hell'!"
"THERE! YOU SAID IT AGAIN!"
"I DIDN'T SAY 'HELL'!!!"
***2 seconds of silence and staring at each other***
*** First round of gut wrenching delightful laughter***
"I...*gasp* I...*gasp* just...*giggle* want to know.....*gasp* who said 'hell'***laughter*** ... *gasp* when *deep breath* .... when you said 'She said hell'."
*deep breath* "Oh, then... Kia said 'hell' just before she left. You didn't hear her?"
*giggle growing as I replied* "Why do you think I asked 'Who *giggle* said 'hell'?"
****Second Round of non-breathing laughter****

me still laughing and Graham: "just breathe. breathe. it's alright. what's so funny?"
**begin laughing harder**
"NO! No! just breathe! Breathe! (under his breath: you'd think was getting you through a pregnancy) Breathe. Big deep breath."
**big deep breath.. and then laughing again***... and so the story went


.....and I fear I've just made no sense but made myself laugh riotously again so.. I'll be thee all love and adieu!!!!!